Ted
Summary
Warning : This article bear coddler for theTedprequel show .
Seth MacFarlane ’s newTedprequel series is full of screaming lines , both from Ted himself and from the other colorful fictitious character in the Bennett household . Set in 1993 , theTedTV show revolves around Ted and his best protagonist John Bennett – the boy who brought him to life with a Christmas wish – growing up together in a Massachusetts suburb . They live with John ’s balmy - mannered , softly spoken mother Suze , his brash , loudmouthed cautious dad Matty , and his progressive cousin-german Blaire , who ’s appease with the family while she attends college nearby .
As is typical for a MacFarlane labor , theTedprequel show is full of great gags . Blaire can be just as candid as Ted , while Suze is interminably upset about saying anything even remotely indecent . From Ted ’s hypothesis about what bump to the Challenger birdie to Matty ’s scandalous access about his meter in the Vietnam War , theTedprequel show is jam - mob with unforgettable line of products .
The ending of Seth MacFarlane ’s Ted prequel show wraps up the ongoing plot line and ends on a heartwarming note that sums up the series ' content .
10"I’m The King Of The Weiners!!"
Ted, Episode 2
In episode 2 , “ Just Say Yes , Part 2 , ” Ted is forced to go to schooling with John . He instantly starts trying to get himself expel so he can go back to his previous life-style of sit on the couch and watching secret plan shows all day . When a cook in the cafeteria goes to give the icebox full of weiners , Ted collapse out of the fridge and declares himself “ the king of the weiners . ” It ’s a totally unexpected gag that suffer a Brobdingnagian laugh , and the panic-stricken cook trip up back and take down an full shelf unit .
9"Oh, Great, A Pringles Can With One Left – That’ll Be Satisfying!"
Matty, Episode 4
Matty has a trend to completely miss the degree and fly off the handle . When Susan temptingly eat a banana tree to lure him , all Matty notices is that she ’s convey the last banana tree . He storm into the kitchen , angrily wondering what he can have for a snack if the last banana tree is gone . All he finds is a Pringles can with one Pringle left and sardonically yells , “ That ’ll be fulfil ! ” A lot of Matty ’s enraged minute are funny , but this consequence – in whichthe rage is based on something as trivial as snack availability – is especially hilarious .
8"Johnny, We’re Watching Porn. It’s Either Gonna Be Creepy Or Tragic. Those Are The Choices."
Ted, Episode 4
In the A - plot of episode 4 , “ Ejectile Dysfunction , ” Ted and John get a pair of fake I.D.s so they can rent a few pornos from the video store . When they get home , they ’re not sure if they should watch it together or take turns in shifts . John says that observe porno together in the same room seems a bit “ creepy-crawly , ” but that watching it alone would be “ tragic . ” Ted bluntly points out that “ creepy ” and “ tragic ” are the only choice when it comes to watch porno .
7"I Think I’m Gonna Do It Ted’s Way." “That Is A Very Self-Destructive Sentence.”
John & Blaire, Episode 8
In theTedfinale – sequence 8 , “ He ’s Got ta Have It ” – John attempt to court his love interest group , Betheny Borgwort . Ted gives him the terrible advice to lie down about his sexual experience and venture to be a successful philanderer , while Blaire give him the much more utilitarian advice to just be himself and let everything else happen course . John foolishly decide to “ do it Ted ’s manner , ” which Blaire points out is a very ego - destructive matter to say . Of course , doing it Ted ’s way almost now blows up in his nerve .
Seth MacFarlane ’s new Ted prequel serial introduces Blaire to the Bennett family . Was Blaire featured in either of the original Ted moving picture ?
6"Take A Long Look, Johnny. This Is What Life Is."
Matty, Episode 5
In installment 5 , “ Subways , Bicycles , and car , ” John is stuck at home on Halloween nighttime while Ted and Blaire are out at a party . When he goes up to his parents ’ bedroom to ask his mom if there are any chips in the house , John finds his daddy bent over the bottom with his drawers down as Suze use ointment to an Struthio camelus bite on his cheek . A deadpan Matty looks his son right in the eye and delivers some cheerless but utilitarian wisdom .
5"I Have Failed In My Role As A Sort Of Jiminy Cricket Figure."
When John is caught by Suze with a bag of pot in episode 2 , Ted takes full obligation and admits to failing in his role as “ a sorting of Jiminy Cricket figure . ” Jiminy Cricket is the holy man on Pinocchio ’s shoulder who guides him throughout his journey . It ’s screaming that Ted sees himself as John ’s own personal Jiminy Cricket , and that this is the first sentence he ’s break down in that office , because Ted never declare oneself John any useful wisdom ; he almost always further him to do the wrong thing .
4"Because I Have Thoughts Of Men!"
Dennis, Episode 7
In sequence 7 , “ Loud Night , ” Matty unwittingly wishes his toy dump truck Dennis to sprightliness . Dennis deal all of Matty ’s prejudices , so there ’s double the ignorance at the dinner party tabular array , which is poorly timed with the revelation that Blaire is in a same - gender relationship with Sarah . Early in the sequence , Blaire bring up that the large homophobes often turn out to be gay themselves , which in the end foreshadows the episode ’s last twist . As Matty presses Dennis to figure out why he ’s so sharply against Blaire ’s relationship , Dennis tearfully confesses to possess “ view of workforce . ” After all the terrible thing Dennis said , this is a hilariously unexpected ( and amazingly locomote ) turning .
3"I’ve Hidden A Heath Bar Somewhere In This House." “Can I Have A Hint?” “I Can’t Do This To You. It’s In The Hamper. I’ll Go Get It.”
Suze & John, Episode 5
While John is stuck at home on Halloween nighttime , wait for Ted to come back , Suze tries to cheer him up by telling him she ’s hidden a Heath measure somewhere in the house . But Suze is so honeyed - natured that when John ask for a tip , she ca n’t bring herself to deceive her son . She like a shot tells him it ’s in the hamper and offers to just go and get it . Suze is so wholesome thatshe ca n’t even keep a secret in the circumstance of a sport , harmless Halloween secret plan .
From Seth MacFarlane regulars like Scott Grimes to newcomers like Alanna Ubach , the plaster bandage of the Ted prequel show is full of majuscule actors .
2"I J***** Off A Dog!!"
Matty, Episode 3
All throughout the B - secret plan of episode 3 , “ My Two papa , ” Matty is disquieted that when he go under for his colonoscopy , he ’ll disclose his deepest , darkest arcanum from the Vietnam War . After the procedure , when the rest of the mob press Matty for his secret , expect a terrifying story of war , he scream out , “ I j***ed off a dog!!”Scott Grimes nail down the ensuing monologueas Matty sit down down and tells the harrowing narrative of how his platoon ’s pawl Scout puzzle an erection in the jungle and Matty “ took tutelage ” of it to save Scout from get an infection . Grimes ’ grizzledDeer huntsman - like obstetrical delivery make this shocking gag demesne beautifully .
1"I Don’t Wanna Sound Crazy, But I Think Paramount Might’ve Blown Up The Space Shuttle So They Wouldn’t Have To Make The Movie."
In the 2nd part ofTed ’s pilot episode , to convert Matty to give Blaire a second prospect , Ted give him Rocky ’s mouthguard . It was a natural endowment from Sylvester Stallone after a pic project they were work on fell through . It was a crony bull movie about a musclebound astronaut cop and a wisecracking bear run to space to save Christmas . The project was junk after the Challenger exploded . By Ted ’s own price of admission , the script was “ entire f***ing scraps . ” He even goes as far as to speculate that Paramount may have blown up the space shuttle so they would n’t have to make the movie .
